Who can tolong who

Once upon a time, there was an Ulu-ulu Kingdom which practices market economy for most of the goods and services transacted in the kingdom. For some reason the price of d-juice® which is required to feed the donkey and other labouring animals discriminates, hence, depending on the purpose, these animals are fed with the SAME d-juice® at different prices. As a result, the Domestic Animal Minister Mr 傻废 was put under lime light. Unable to sustain the heat produced by the megawatt light, his seat suddenly caught a fire. Picking up the phone, he dialed 994…
“Hello, Bomba.”
“Hi, I’m DA Minister. My place got fire! Tolong!”
“I see, would you mind to allow us one day or two to let our team to reach there?”
“Are you kidding??!! There is fire here, and you are supposed to arrive immediately!!!”
“But, sir, you see, our fire engines cannot move at all due to d-juice® shortage. According to the quota, we expect to get it by these few days. How bout that, sir?”
“…”
“Hello? Are you still there?”

In the end, the DA Minister could not tahan the heat and was blown away as the seat exploded.
本故事纯属虚构，若有雷同则属巧合。
(somebody pls help me translate the above into english. Thanks!)